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Daddy Issues | Funny Horror Movie Sticker

2024-04-23T12:26:16-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: sticker Price: 4.00
"Daddy Issues" 2.75x3" sticker. UV resistant eco-sol ink on vinyl sticker, durable and perfect for both indoor and outdoor use. Slap that puppy on a water bottle, coffee mug, laptop, car, or your friend's forehead. All work and no play...

Call Your Mom Sticker

2024-04-23T12:24:48-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: sticker Price: 4.00
Call Your Mom! Even machete crazed summer camp psychos love their mothers. Call yours today, right after you order this sticker! She's worried about you and proud of your growing body count. 3.5x3.5" uv-resistant vinyl sticker. Super durable for indoor and outdoor use.

No More Fcuks Tarot Funny Greeting Card

2024-04-23T12:22:38-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
"No More Fucks." Our take on The Sun from the classic Rider-Waite Tarot card deck. Perfect card for nearly any occasion! A2 4.25x5.5" greeting card, packaged with a recycled paper envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping.

So Damn Lucky | Father's Day Card

2024-04-23T12:21:03-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
"So Damn Lucky You're My Dad" Perfect Father's Day card for the raddest of dad's. Featuring American Traditional tattoo flash this A2 4.25x5.5" card is sure to be a hit. Packaged with a recycled paper envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. It's an instant classic.

Magical Mama Funny Tarot Mother's Day Card

2024-04-23T12:19:21-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
"You Are One Magical Mama" Tarot-themed greeting card, perfect for Mother's Day or just to say thank you to all the magical mama's in your life. A2 4.25x5.5" greeting card, packaged with a recycled envelope in a protective sleeve. Mother's Day 2024 is Sunday, May 12.

Live Without Egret - Letterpress Greeting Card - Animal Pun Encouragement

2023-09-20T17:21:42-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
Live Without Egret. Letterpress Greeting Card, by tolmietoffee. Hand printed in our Wilmington, NC studio. A perfectly absurd encouraging card for all occasions! A2 size (4.25"x5.5") packaged with recycled paper envelope. Check out our other animal pun cards and assorted letterpress ridiculousness in our shop!

Death Before Punctuality

2023-09-20T17:21:41-04:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

"Death Before Punctuality."

The ultimate battle-cry of the chronically time-challenged!

A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, letterpress printed on French Paper Co. card stock. Packaged with recycled kraft paper envelope.

I Believe In You Bigfoot Greeting Card

2023-09-05T15:26:30-04:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

"I Believe In You." Reach out and say hello with this awesomely hilarious and adorably delightful greeting card from your pals at tolmietoffee! The perfect all occasion card for anyone, anywhere from the cottage to the deep, deep woods!

Letterpress printed on fine recycled card stock with hemp content, packaged with a recycled kraft paper envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 4.25x5.5" card.

Hang Out Sloth Card

2023-08-21T14:34:53-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 5.50
"We should hang out." Adorable sloth letterpress printed on fine cardstock packaged with a recycled paper envelope. A2 4.25x5.5" funny everyday greeting card.

Treat Thyself

2023-07-05T16:07:43-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 5.50
Treat Thyself. Our old pal Willy Shakespeare on an A2 4.25x5.5" greeting card, packaged with a recycled envelope in a protective sleeve.

Stay Trashy Raccoon

2023-07-05T16:04:20-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 5.50
Stay Trashy Raccoon! A2 4.25x5.5" greeting card, packaged with a recycled envelope in a protective sleeve.

Fresh Hell Tarot

2023-07-05T16:00:35-04:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 5.50

What Fresh Hell is this? A tolmietoffee zoom-in on the traditional Devil tarot card. Perfect for all occasions! A2 4.25x5.5" greeting card, packaged with a recycled envelope in a protective sleeve.

No Time For Love Card

2023-04-10T10:35:00-04:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
A greeting card from Unphilosophisticated: A series of greetings combining history, philosophy, and pop culture…with a slight misunderstanding of which is which. Letterpress greeting card, hand printed in Wilmington, NC on fine recycled and hemp fiber content card stock, packaged with a recycled kraft envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 4.25x5.5” card.

Calm Your Tits. Everyday Letterpress Greeting Card.

2023-01-23T15:10:31-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

Great Tits! Oh, sorry, that's the bird handprinted on this letterpress greeting card. A sentiment for all occasions, Calm Your Tits.

A2 size (5.5"x4.25") Greeting Card, packaged with a kraft paper envelope in a biodegradable sleeve.

Shake Ya Ass Card

2023-01-21T14:29:36-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

"Shake Ya Ass! Watch Yourself!"

Show us what you're workin with and grab this card today! A2 (4.25x5.5") funny greeting card, fine printing on premium cardstock, packaged with a recycled paper envelope and shipped in a protective sleeve.

Push It Good New Baby Card

2023-01-21T14:28:28-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

"C'mon. Push it. Push it good. Ah, Push It. P-Push it real good!"

A2 (4.25x5.5") funny greeting card, fine printing on premium cardstock, packaged with a recycled paper envelope and shipped in a protective sleeve.

This is how we do it. Funny greeting card.

2023-01-21T14:23:41-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

"To all my neighbors, you got much flavor. This is how we do it!"

Flip the track and bring the old school back with this vintage inspired greeting card from tolmietoffee! A2 (4.25x5.5") funny greeting card, fine printing on premium cardstock, packaged with a recycled paper envelope and shipped in a protective sleeve.

Adequate Valentine Card

2023-01-21T14:16:46-05:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
"I Find You to be Extremely Adequate." Retro, Vintage, Midcentury inspired greeting card, perfect for Valentine's Day or just any old time you need to express a modicum of affection. You'll Do! Vintage inspired Kitten design, premium printing on fine cardstock. Packaged with a recycled brown paper envelope in a protective sleeve. A2 sized (4.25"x5.5") card.

Weather is Here Card

2022-02-01T15:48:42-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

"Weather is Here. Wish You Were Great!"

Letterpress printed by hand on recycled card stock. Hemp fiber and recycled paper, recycled kraft envelope, individual sleeve. A2 Card, 5.5x4.25"

Take On Me Card

2022-02-01T15:42:15-05:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
Aha! Get it? 🤓 Letterpress greeting card, hand printed in Wilmington, NC on fine recycled and hemp fiber content card stock, packaged with a recycled kraft envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 4.25x5.5” card

Hot in Here Card

2022-02-01T15:40:08-05:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
“It’s getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.” Oh! Letterpress greeting card, hand printed in Wilmington, NC on fine recycled and fiber content card stock, packaged with a recycled kraft envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 4.25x5.5” card

You’re So Rad Card

2022-02-01T15:38:13-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

“You’re so rad. ~Marie Curie, 1898”

A greeting card from Unphilosophisticated: A series of greetings combining history, philosophy, and pop culture with a slight misunderstanding of which is which.

Letterpress greeting card, hand printed in Wilmington, NC on fine recycled and hemp fiber content card stock, packaged with a recycled kraft envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 4.25x5.5” card.

Penis Penis Penis Card

2022-02-01T15:36:44-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

“Penis. Penis. Penis. ~Sigmund Freud, Probably”

A greeting card from Unphilosophisticated: A series of greetings combining history, philosophy, and pop culture with a slight misunderstanding of which is which.

Letterpress greeting card, hand printed in Wilmington, NC on fine recycled and hemp fiber content card stock, packaged with a recycled kraft envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 4.25x5.5” card.

Smell You Later Card

2022-02-01T15:32:54-05:00

Vendor: tolmietoffee
Type: Greeting Card
Price: 6.00

“Smell You Later. ~ Prince William Smith, c. 1990”

A hilarious letterpress greeting card from Unphilosophisticated: A series of greetings concerning history, philosophy, and pop culture with some minor confusion about which is which.

Letterpress printed by hand on recycled card stock. Hemp fiber and recycled paper, recycled kraft envelope, individual sleeve. A2 Card, 5.5x4.25"

Oh The Places Funny Graduation Card

2022-02-01T15:26:52-05:00

	Vendor: tolmietoffee Type: Greeting Card Price: 6.00
“Oh, The Shitty, Shitty Places You’ll Go.” If tolmietoffee made a graduation card, this would be it. And it is, and we did! Funny letterpress graduation, congratulations, moving greeting card, printed by hand on fine card stock, packaged with a recycled kraft envelope in a protective sleeve for shipping. A2 4.25x5.5” card.